Monday, 31 January 2011

List of poisonous drinks

Iata lista ingredientelor otravitoare din sucuri:

1. Tartazina (E 102): colorantul galben care imita sucul de portocale poate provoca ADHD sau sindromul agitatiei permanente si mai multe forme de cancer.

2. Galben de chinolina sau E 104, se afla pe lista celor mai periculosi coloranti, fiind o substanta cancerigena, care poate provoca obezitate si boli neurovegetative.

3. Galbenul portocaliu, E 110, este un alt colorant care imita culoarea galbena a fructelor si care poate provoca alegrii, congestie nazala, astm si disfunctii ale perceptiei gustului.

4. Aspartamul, E 951, este una dintre cele mai nocive substante din sucuri si provoaca cancerul, scleroza, epilepsia, maladiile Parkinson si Alzheimer.

5. Acidul ciclamic sau E 952, este un indulcitor care poate da obezitate si diferite boli hepatice, cardio-vasculare si cerebrale.

6. Sucraloza sau E 955 este unul dintre cei mai periculori aditivi. Afecteaza timusul (un organ mic din cavitatea toracica, care lupta impotriva cancerului si care dirijeaza sistemul imunitar), existand un risc foarte ridicat de a face cancer.

sursa : http://stiri.rol.ro/lista-otravurilor-din-sucurile-carbogazoase-conform-doctorului-mencinicopschi-681622.html

Wednesday, 26 January 2011

sa radem si sa ne inveselim

I. Cum au spart chinezii site-ul Pentagonului ?
R. Fiecare a incercat cate o parola.
  
I. Este adevarat ca impotenta se
poate trata cu lapte ?
R. Da,

daca in ceasca cu lapte se pun si doua linguri cu ghips.
  
I. Pot incepe orele de educatie sexuala cu fiica mea de 12 ani ?
R. Da, veti invata lucruri noi si interesante !
  
I. Care sunt cele 3 mari crize din viata unui

barbat ?
R. Pierderea nevestei, a locului de munca si prima zgarietura pe masina.
  
I. Cum se numeste un barbat inteligent, sensibil si frumos ?
R. Un zvon.
  
I. Cum se numeste femeia care stie mereu unde este sotul ei ?
R. Vaduva !!!
  
I. De cate feluri sunt femeile?
R. Femeile sant de trei feluri:
> cele cuminti - care se culca numai cu

unul,
> curvele - care se culca cu toti si
> curvele dracului - care se culca cu toti, numai cu mine nu!
  
I. In cate grupe se impart femeile?
R. Femeile se
impart in trei grupe:
- elastice (se intind cat tine patul).
- supraelastice (se intind si prin alte paturi).
- credincioase (se intind pana la Dumnezeu).
  
I. Cum

clasifica femeile penisurile?
R. In viziunea femeilor, penisurile se clasifica astfel:
- In ordine descrescatoare: mica, foarte mica si ce-i aia.
- In ordine crescatoare: mare, foarte mare si
NORMALA.
  
I. De ce iau politistii

salariu?
R. Pentru ca prostia se plateste.
  
I. Care e avantajul de a face sex in grup?
R. Daca ai treaba, poti sa pleci
  
I. Ce este un urs polar?
R. Un urs rectangular care are sistemul de coordonate schimbat.
  
I. Ce-i zice un vector altui vector?
R. "Ai un moment?"
  
I. Care este cel mai periculos loc din lume?
R. Patul. Acolo mor 80% dintre oameni.
  
I. De ce nu
alearga melcul?
R. De frica sa nu-i falfaie ochii.
  
I.. Care este diferenta dintre un politician si un iluzionist?
R. Ultimul recunoaste ca foloseste tot felul de trucuri.
  
I. Cum transformi un pentagon in

patrat?
R. Aplici teorema lui ben Laden.
  
I. De ce are girafa gatul lung?
R. Ca sa-i ajunga la
cap!
  
I. Ce spune

spermatozoidul care fuge dupa un ovul ?
R. Daca te prind, om te fac !
  
I. Cum se face intreruperea de sarcina la o gaina ?
R. Se ridica de pe oua !

I. De ce sunt mai multi oameni decat maimute ?
R. Pentru ca e foarte greu sa te regulezi in copac !
  
I. Care este dezavantajul unei lupe ?
R. Mareste, dar nu intareste !
  
I. Care an dureaza numai o zi ?
R. Anul Nou !
  
I. E adevarat ca barbatii impotenti traiesc mult ?
R.
Da,
dar degeaba.
  
I. Prin ce se deosebeste ariciul de aricioaica ?
R. Ariciul are o teapa in plus.
  
I. Prin ce se deosebeste un om de o camila ?
R. Camila poate sa lucreze o saptamana fara sa bea, iar omul poate sa
bea o saptamana fara sa lucreze ....
  
I. Care este diferenta dintre un taur si un bou ?
R. Taurul poate deveni tata, pe cand boul numai unchi.

I. Care este deosebirea dintre o poveste
americana si una rusa ?
R. Povestea americana incepe cu: "A fost odata ..." iar cea rusa cu:
"Odata o sa fie ...."
  
I. Care este singura asemanare intre ghilotina si
alcool
?
R. Amandoua te fac sa-ti pierzi capul !
  
I. Ce este viata?
R. Cea mai raspandita boala transmisa pe cale sexuala...

I. Ce pasarica zboara cel mai sus?
R. Pasarica stewardesei ...
  
I. De ce nu se prea utilizeaza prezervative de culoare neagra?
R. Pentru ca subtiaza .....
  
I. Cum scufunzi un submarin rusesc?
R. Il bagi in apa...
  
I. Ce face femeia dupa ce face dragoste?
R. Plictiseste

....
  
I. De ce l-a creat Dumnezeu primul pe Adam?
R. Ca sa poata vorbi pana aparea si Eva.
  

I. In cate categorii se impart femeile?
R. Frumoase, destepte si majoritatea.
  
I. De ce se tin leii in cusca?
R. Pentru ca daca i-am tine in acvariu s-ar ineca
  
I. Ce facea Mesterul Manole cand o zidea pe sotia lui Ana?
R. Body-building.
  
I. Ce au in comun un trenulet electric si sanii unei femei?
R. Au fost create initial pentru copii, dar
tot
barbatii se joaca mai
mult cu ele.
  
I. De ce s-a mutat Bula la etajul 10 intr-un bloc fara lift?
R. Pentru ca are soacra cardiaca.

  
I. Cand stie olteanul ca i-a murit nevasta?
R. Cand in pat e tot ca inainte, dar in bucatarie se strang vasele
murdare.
  
I. Cand e singurul moment cand un barbat se gandeste la o cina cu
lumanare pe masa?
R. Cand se ia curentul.
  
I. Care este diferenta dintre o repriza de fotbal si un preludiu?
R. Prima
dureaza sigur 45 de
minute.
  
I. Care este diferenta dintre o amanta si o sotie?
R. 30 de kilograme.
  
I. Care este diferenta dintre un amant si un
sot?
R. 30 - 45 de minute.
  
I. Care este asemanarea dintre o masina noua si un sot?
R. Ambele functioneaza bine doar in primul an.
  
I. La ce e mai usor sa renunti: la vin sau la femei?
R. Depinde de vechime.
  
I. Care e diferenta dintre o femeie si o baterie electrica ?
R. Bateria are si o parte pozitiva, anodul.

I. Care e diferenta dintre o vaca alba si una neagra la culoare ?
R. Vaca alba face "muuu", cea neagra face "muuu, men!"
  
I. De ce au uraganele nume de femei?
R. Pentru ca vin umede si salbatice si pleaca cu casa
si
masina.
  
I. Stiti cum se numeste o secretara lasata insarcinata de catre seful ei?
R. BOSSUMFLATA ...
  
I. Ce fac pestii cand sunt multi?
R. Bancuri.
  
I. Cum poti prinde un iepure?
R. Te ascunzi in tufisuri si faci ca morcovul.
  
I. Care este pluralul de la
sticla?
R. Cioburi.
  
I. Ce sunt multi, verzi si fug tare prin padure?
R. O haita de castraveti dezorientati.

I.
Care este diferenta dintre un frigider si un wc?
R. In frigider ouale stau asezate, in wc stau atarnate!
  
I. De ce stau gainile pe gard?
R. Sa le vada cocosii copanele.
  
I. Ce zic ciobanii cand se descalta ?
R. A mai trecut un an!
  
I. Cand este un barbat o companie placuta pentru o femeie?
R. Atunci cand barbatul este

patronul
companiei!

Monday, 24 January 2011

irish bank

Victor Mavis
Allied Irish Bank

Dear Friend.

I got your contact through the internet, as more and more business is
turning online to sell their products and services; the internet has
become the best place to do business. More importantly, coupled with my
deep interest to invest in your country I have decided to reach you
because presently i am in desperate need of a trust worthy foreign person
for this proposal.

I am Victor Mavis, Head of internal Audit with Allied Irish Bank London,
During my auditing i discovered that in Febuary 2007, a client (foreigner)
who was a consultant/Gold merchant in London, made a numbered time Fixed
Deposit
, valued at U$4,600,000.00 Four Million, Six hundred Thousand
United States Dollars),for twelve (12) calendar months in my Bank.

Upon maturity, a routine notification was sent to his forwarding address
by his account officer but got no reply. After a month, he sent a reminder
and finally we discovered from his contract employers that he is no longer
on earth. It is possible that we may be tempted to make fortune out of our
customer's situations when we cannot help it. The said fund is still in my
Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the
end of each year.

In accordance with the United Kingdom Federal Law, at the expiration of
(4) four years, the money will be revert to the ownership of the British
Government if none of his relative come for the claim. To be quite honest
with you it is I and his account officer only knows about this fund and we
have agreed to get the fund transfer out of this country for our own use.

Consequently, hence you are a foreigner I will like present you as the
next of kin with my position in the bank to claim the said fund and the
fund will be share in the ratio of 50/50. I assured you there is no risk
involved as i will use my position to secure approvals and Guarantee the
successful execution of this transaction within 7-working days.

If this proposal interests you, let me know and I will send to you the
Detailed Information's on how this business would be successfully
transacted. Please include your private phone number for voice contact.

I look forward to your urgent reply.

Best Regards
Victor Mavis

Wednesday, 19 January 2011

some girl


Made this today and it took me the whole day to do it,but was mainly to teach me how to apply value..

Friday, 14 January 2011

Apocalipse or just human distructure

It looks like lots of things are happening lately starting with 1 Janaury 2011:

1. political issues - on 28 November 2010, WikiLeaks began releasing some of the 251,000 American diplomatic cables unclassified, confidential and secret.

- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julian_Assange

- http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/julian-assange


2. the birds and fish that died for no real reason
USA (Arkansas, Louisiana, Florida, Maryland-2 mil fish), Brazil (1 tone of fish), New Zeeland, Sweden, England, China, Italy, Japan all between 1.01.2011-6.01.2011




3. bees 90% of the colonies are extincted mainly in the USA but it's happening worldwide and this affects our whole planet such plants, animals, humans.. as it all comes down to food for everyone and the pesticides are the main cause here.

- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1270698/Bees-face-extinction-billions-colonies-die-worldwide.html

- http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/1314012.stm


4. the banana fungus makes the fruit come close to extinction in Taiwan, Indonesia and Malaysia, South and Central America:

- http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/banana-crops-are-under-threat-from-a-deadly-fungal-disease-2183083.html


5. the floods have started to massively go worldwide in Australia, Brazil, Philippines, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, UK, where lots of people have been affected and many died.

- http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-12171710




6. the Etna eruption on 12.01.2010




7. the over population as the planet reached 6.9 billion people

http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/7865104-world-faces-overpopulation-disaster-number-of-people-rising-by-75-million-each-year


8. the discovery of the rocky planet considered similar to the planet Earth but still not proved to be having the right elements to support life.

- http://www.nasa.gov/topics/universe/features/rocky_planet.html

9. the Americans are forcing NASA to build capsules by 2016.. there is something going on and its all linked as it happens at a global level.. is it something we are kept in the dark from.. but why the Americans want so badly the ISS done by 2016 and they invested 100 billion plus 16 other countries are financing it.

- http://www.cbsnews.com/network/news/space/home/spacenews/files/2fa16ace478e623fcb3b362981f40b0f-143.html

All it reminds me of the 2012 movie.. why so many people are going on the spiritual way..

CRUELTY TOWARDS ALIVE CREATURE AS MARKETING TOOL

What do you say about REAL LIFE BUGS??
Well it looks like recently on the UK TV channels this advert is played constantly.. and why am I so pist off about it.. well from the advert it looks like the Brit owners of this magazine are encouraging the people to buy the magazine by offering as a bonus, alive animals, scorpions, insects or god knows what other creatures.. they all come plasticized (fossilized) in a plastic box.. it's all shown in the advert how they do it as they are alive during the process!!.. and all comes with the magazine.. imagine the amount of this alive, some rare creatures that are killed just to sell this magazine.. what a treat to give the buyer a close up look by owning one.. soon we will have extincted species all in the name of the marketing.. everything is going backwards with this campaigns meant to make money and destroy what we take for granted!!

They are in association with National History Museum.. where is RSPCA to take action?? or lets welcome the activists!!

If any of you has a bit of conscious, please do not encourage this cruelty towards the helpless creatures by buying or recommending them to others.. discourage if you can, those attracted by their beauty.. and remember that the beauty of this insects stays in them being alive still for many centuries to come.. everything that developed in a natural way on this planet has it's own little purpose to keep the planet and the life on it in balance.. we have the duty to not brake this link, by leaving it untouched..

I'm not talking BS here it's just as seen on TV.. the source: http://www.reallifebugs.co.uk/index.php

Wednesday, 12 January 2011

descantec de dragoste

Descantec de dragoste:

Daca vrei sa te iubeasca
Si cu drag sa te priveasca,
Cel din urma snop cules
...Prinde-l in cosita des.
Unge-te pe chip cu huma,
Veche de o saptamana.
Spala-te pe chip cu roua,
Adunata pe din doua.
Cu zapada adunata,
Fara a fi fost umblata
De picior de om vreodata,
Freaca-te pe corp cu spor si te va privi cu dor.

Tuesday, 11 January 2011

despre realitatea punct net

realitatea.net este cel mai slab site de stiri de care m-am lovit din tara.. articolele sunt scrise agramat, video-urile nu apar, iar partea de functionalitate nu functioneaza.. hello renuntati la eticheta daca nu stiti sa prestatii ceea ce va doriti a fi!!! atat de superficial lucreaza cei din acea echipa..

Saturday, 8 January 2011

oameni unicorni!!



Se pare ca in china exista 2 unicorni.. nu se stie cauza aparitiei lor dar ma gandesc ca o fi de la prea mult orez :P

sursa: http://www.weirdasianews.com/2010/03/24/chinese-woman-grows-horn-head/
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/851840-man-grows-horn-on-his-head

Friday, 7 January 2011

corina



This image is of a friend of mine, but don't know how I did it that it looks more like Christina Applegate..

Levitating Girl in Russian Woods