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Doi bătrîni mor așa cum ne-am dori noi să murim: într-un accident violent de mașina sau de avion, nu mai țin minte, dar oricum, amîndoi în aceeași zi. Ajung la porțile de mărgăritar… Îngerul le deschide ușile pentru că au hainele spălate și curate, intră pe porți în cetate și …. numai minunății, minunății, minunății… După primele 7 sau 8 mii de ani de uimire și de căscat gura, el, țînînd-o de mînă tandru, dar puțin încruntat reușește să glăsuiască: - Vezi? Puteam să fim aici mai devreme cu 10 ani, da tu nimic… să mîncăm sănătos, să mîncăm sănătos…

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Dear Tech Support Team:

Dear Tech Support Team:Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outgoings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected.I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall'doesn't work on Wife 1.0.Please help!Thanks,"A Troubled User"REPLY:Dear Troubled User:This is a very common problem that people complain about.Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.You cannot go back to Girlfrien…



Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?



First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then autom…

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